GET ON MY EMAIL LIST

YOUR BRAIN IS A DICK.MY EMAILS ARE THE CURE

TRUST ME: YOUR NEXT BIG MOVE STARTS IN YOUR INBOX.

THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANDMA'S NEWSLETTER.

IT'S WHERE✨MOVES GET MADE, MONEY GETS MANIFESTED, AND MEDIOCRE BRANDING GOES TO DIE.✨

 

WARNING:

SUBSCRIBING TO MY LIST MAY CAUSE MAJOR BIZ BREAKTHROUGHS [AND SLIGHT SMUGNESS]

 

HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET EVERY WEEK:

😎 Hot takes that will slap your strategy awake
🫦 Mindset shifts that don’t require a trust fund or ayahuasca retreat
👀 Behind-the-scenes of my own business experiments (including the ones that flopped and made me cry in Gucci sunglasses)
💻 AI cheat codes, CEO Millionaire energy, and straight-up unhinged value I don’t share anywhere else
📺 Annnnd also shit like my fave new TV shows, Amazon must haves and rando confessions or rants.

So if you’re even thinking of clicking away like “eh, I’ll come back later,” let me be blunt: You won’t.

And you’ll miss the damn email that could’ve changed your whole business direction.

You’ve been warned.

SO IF YOU'RE:

💄 Building a business that doesn’t look like everyone else’s
🧠 Done being polite while your brain sabotages the bag
💌 And craving weekly inspo from your favorite bougie older biz sister who’ll yell at you (lovingly) to get your shit together...

Then this is your sign.

Get on the list.

Be the first to know.

Start acting like the CEO version of you who actually opens the emails.

**And if you want a little taste of the sort of cheerleader meets tough love energy I deliver,
here ya go
.⬇️

 

YOUR INNER CEO IS BEGGING YOU TO DROP YOUR INFO BELOW

💌 GET ON THE LIST 💌